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'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Yellow Vests

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'It's your debt to society.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

World Cop.

"I lobby for rich people."

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

'Just a little off the top.'

"Our flag means debt."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

"No more stress!"

"Someday this will all be yours!"