Urbanite In Nature Mugs

"It's lovely up here but I just feel vulnerable when I'm this far from a cash dispenser..."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

'Don't be silly, I'm not calling for help: I'm calling my cousin to come and join us for dinner...'

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"The end of my patience is near!"

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Third-Floor Rapunzel

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

Nature in New York City

Urban relocation

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"Hold on, I'm not a Hatfield or a McCoy—I'm from Brooklyn."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Urban therapy.

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'

Everyone treads on the cracks sometimes, Arnold...

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'