Urbane Visionary Prints

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Robotic Man

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Non Thought For The Day.

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

David Hockney

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Lost and Profound.

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

I'm color blind, please help.

Artistic Licence.

Real Estate Depression

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

Son of Alien.

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

Banksy

Getting ready for spring

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"No, don't take us to your politicians - we're searching for intelligent life."

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

'Take your cartoons serious son, remember, laughter is a serious business.'

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'