Urban Wildlife Watcher Mugs

"You're not supposed to eat the bay leaf."

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

'Not you again!'

Bitchbark Canoe

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Swan Fairy Tales

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Duck Hunt

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Piranhaclaus

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"