Urban Schooling Prints

'Come along Sir... nobody likes their first day back.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Ethics exam cheater.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

e-shoes

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Look! No hands!"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Today we learned to count to one.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

No Immediate Danger

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"I have no thumbs."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."