Urban Schooling Prints

'Come along Sir... nobody likes their first day back.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Ethics exam cheater.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

e-shoes

"Look! No hands!"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wifi in Hell

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Today we learned to count to one.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

No Immediate Danger

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"