Urban Safari Enthusiast Mugs

Urban gorilla

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

New York Netherworld

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

Vacation Bus Photo

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Thumbing a Lift.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Things that go beep in the night.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"