Urban Safari Enthusiast Mugs

Urban gorilla

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Serenading

Push for Disco...

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

New York Netherworld

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Vacation Bus Photo

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Thumbing a Lift.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'