"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
Urban Renewal Advocate Mugs
Start their day with a mug that celebrates urban renewal advocates—featuring clever designs that highlight their passion for transforming city landscapes one step at a time.
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."
Third Option
'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'
"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."
Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.
Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.
When Trees Dream
We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.
Watering rooftop lawn floods building.
"We need a brownfield site."
"Hey, I'm sure glad we re-opened the downtown mall with this new road."
'Well darn it...this isn't right...somebody should have let you know the highway was coming this way.'
'I wish the city fathers would do more about its citizens' health care needs!'
Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco
Good roads, Infrastructure Inspection, Repair.
"Listen, it starts with just a road. Then it's streets and then avenues, and before you know it, you're on the New Jersey Turnpike, wondering where it all went so wrong."
Space Train
The Thought Really Doesn't Count
"I've found a filing cabinet here...a prime development opportunity! I reckon you could get three studio flats out of it!"
"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."
Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.
The City Anus.
Planning Office - In-tray full of Tesco applications.
"Stop the barking .50"
Town and country planning
"There's no room in our apartment for Ed's man cave, so he had to improvise."
"Look kids - the countryside!"
Look for Office Friendly and Go the Other Way
Sick Building Syndrome.
B.Q.E. farmers' market
Help me show the bastards!
'I guess it is. At least the beggar from around the corner starved to death yesterday.'
Worst Landlord Ever
Urban Renewal Advocate Mugs Collection
Urban Renewal Advocate Pillows
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Urban Renewal Advocate Prints
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Urban Renewal Advocate T-Shirts
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