Urban Pooch Parent Prints

"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Why do they do that?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'That was fun!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Cat Nip.

"He was a very good boy."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"