Urban Planner Satirist T-Shirts

Don't walk on the grass.

Hoodie Hang-out

Sign Reform

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

This is where Brent council sends you

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

Traffic Lights Medicine

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

Lex Ave Express

"People don't live like that anymore."

Pedestrian parking only.

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

'This IS our retirement plan.'

"We are still hoping to add a few more details later."

No Nesting

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Where did birds rest before utility wires?

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

'Every day I listen to your patients complain about the rat race. Well, my friend, I'm sick of the human race.'

Unsocial housing.

Old Cheltem, Cheltem, New Cheltem, New Improved Cheltem.

Fun City Update

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

"I was going to discuss procrastination today, but I'm feeling rather tired. Maybe we could finish this off next week."

'It's a new idea - a cell phone booth, where people can talk privately without disturbing others.'

Get Off My Sidewalk

New York's Full Service Bank - Deposits, Holdups, Withdrawals.

'Hello, I'm the city tax appraiser and it has come to our attention that you have added a bird house to your yard.'

Plutonium

Bike Week