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"Cat park"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Now this is a dog park!"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Feathered frenzy

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

'Waiter, can you tell me where the ladies' tree is, please?'

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."

"Good boy, Clifford."

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

A bar for dogs

"You gotta teach me that trick."

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

Easy knitting project

"Oh, for heaven's sake! It's a shrub!!"

"Next time make two trips."

"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

Giraffe Snacks

"Instead of chasing them like a madman, just ask the squirrels if they’d like to play with you."

"Is that gluten free?"

"...abandoned as a cub, brought up by a couple of stockbrokers in Surbiton."

A pirate sits on a park bench feeding parrots

"Gross – could you chew with your mouth closed?"

"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."

'It took me a long time to teach him to fetch the newspaper.'

"All those fire hydrants... too many to count, just waiting for me... it's too much! Stop torturing yourself, Bailey!"

Dog in a lift.

Dog House.