Urban Performer Mugs

Pickup Ballet at a Vacant Lot

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Extreme miming"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"That'll be five bucks."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Holiday cottage

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

COVID Vaccine

Street Organ - Monkey

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Double Saxophone

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"Play on."

"The times – They have a changed."

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.