Urban Performer Mugs

Pickup Ballet at a Vacant Lot

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Extreme miming"

"That'll be five bucks."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Street Organ - Monkey

COVID Vaccine

Holiday cottage

Double Saxophone

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"Play on."

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"The times – They have a changed."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Balloon animals $5.00"

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Chuck played mean hair guitar.