Urban Parks Mugs

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"Keep off grass. I'm talking to you, Bailey."

"I come here to eat my lunch and think about the simpler things of life. Like capitalization and debit balance."

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Welcome to the future"

Hollywood Sign Developers

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Pipe Dream.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Nature versus commerce.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Dog Park

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Dog Park / Cat Park

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

No littering...

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."