Urban Observers Prints

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Domestic Spying Drones

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

The world of surveillance.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

You Know You're Old When...

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

The Motherhood

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

Interrupted Shower.

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

"Thrown under the bus stop."

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

'From up here they look like us.'

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

Trickle down...

Snail Peephole