Urban Observers Prints

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Domestic Spying Drones

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

The world of surveillance.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

You Know You're Old When...

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

The Motherhood

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

Interrupted Shower.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"Thrown under the bus stop."

'From up here they look like us.'

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

Trickle down...

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'