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"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"I have every confidence that he'll eventually drop some crumbs."

Nature in New York City

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wifi in Hell

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No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

No Immediate Danger

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Touring Cyclist

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I have no thumbs."

Hoodie Hang-out

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."