Urban Living Enthusiast Prints

"It's the people downstairs complaining about the noise again."

"So we're on top of the Empire State Building and the kid says, 'Relax. Everyone knows cats always land on their feet.' So then..."

"I'd delete Facebook—But I really enjoy roasting landlords and their overpriced rentals."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wifi in Hell

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

No Immediate Danger

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Packed like sardines

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Is Driving Doomed?

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."