Urban Legend Fan Mugs

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

What are you doing, Ernie? Working on my novel. It's about Bigfoot trying to make it in the big city. Any advice? Hmmm. Well, you want the story to flow naturally, to be almost effortless. Right, so what you're saying is a Squatched plot never never toils!

The End is Near. It's my 50th anniversary on this corner.

"Thanks, we're fine. We just thought the idea of running off a cliff was getting a little stale."

'No, what do zay say about de size of a man's feet?'

'Maybe he isn't big foot, but he has very, very big feet.'

BIG HOOF

Worse than voodoo muggers...

Welcome to Bermuda

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Walt Disney on ice."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"We need rain."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Vampire on a plane

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Hip hop Santa.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong