Urban Affairs Mugs

Bill de Blasio

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

e-shoes

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Hoodie Hang-out

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I have no thumbs."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

No Immediate Danger

Touring Cyclist

Packed like sardines

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.