Upside-down Maestro Prints

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Orchestra.

Bassoons.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

Computer Music

Children playing in the street

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Where are the kids?'

Nest building

"It's garage music."

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"But this way I know where everything is."

We are on the move. . .

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

Carols

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'A table for four please - she has an imaginary friend.'

Orchestra

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

There is no clear line in the salon world.