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Social distancing

Pet a Puppy

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Have I told you lately that I love you

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'I hate my life.

Mum Hearts.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'OK, how about something a little more upbeat?'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

The stilt walkers union on strike

"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."

Penguins - one is skating.

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

The Creative Process

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

'Except for the time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird'

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

"Can't you tell it's Monday morning, it's finally stopped raining?!"

'Attempted self-portrait of a vampire.'

"I can always tell when Roger has had a good day."