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Motivational Speaker Series. He ends all of this anecdotes with an inspirational message. The morale of the story.

Social distancing

Pet a Puppy

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

Have I told you lately that I love you

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

'I hate my life.

Mum Hearts.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'OK, how about something a little more upbeat?'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."

The stilt walkers union on strike

Penguins - one is skating.

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

The Creative Process

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

'Except for the time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird'

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

You're 1 of a kind! Happy Valentine's day - Noah

"Can't you tell it's Monday morning, it's finally stopped raining?!"

'Attempted self-portrait of a vampire.'