Upcycling Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Tat Nav - Rag and Bone Man.

Two tramps discover their clothes have been used to patch each other's garments.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'Decorating on a shoestring'

"I made it from a lost space probe."

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"