Unwrapping Delight Seeker Mugs

Packaging Russian Dolls

Very Difficult Conversations

The Main Types of Cheese

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Santa does a keg stand.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"Woah - random!"

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

' Love and pole vault'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

You are here.

"Oh good! You're up!"

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

Artist Satying in the Country

Ah-chmoo!

The Big Jump

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

Frank and Ernie's Seafood Grotto. I'll have the "seafood platter". Certainly, sir -- small, medium, or barge?

"Do you believe in love at first fright?"

'How about a date tonight?. . . Well, how about tomorrow then?'

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