Unwrapping Delight Seeker Mugs

Packaging Russian Dolls

Very Difficult Conversations

The Main Types of Cheese

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Santa does a keg stand.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"Woah - random!"

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

' Love and pole vault'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"Oh good! You're up!"

You are here.

Artist Satying in the Country

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

Ah-chmoo!

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

The Big Jump

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

"Do you believe in love at first fright?"

"What do you have that you haven't touched?"

I Like Likes

'How about a date tonight?. . . Well, how about tomorrow then?'