Unusual Transportation T-Shirts

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"When you promised me a lift home...."

Remote control car breakdown.

'You are here' sign on desert island.

We're barely gonna make it!

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

Bike Lane

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

'I don't like this. . .'

Meal on Wheel

"You are going on a long journey. . ."

'Turn right, don't forget to hand signal...'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

'Put it away, you're fooling nobody.'

The end of the world is nigh.

Subway Organizer

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

'Yeah, but look at the money he's saving on gas.'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

"That means you, pal!"

Island Entrance Fee

"Do you and Smiley need a ride to the movies?"

Honeymoon Camper

Cyclist avoiding traffic.

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl."