Unusual Methods Prints

"Can't say I agree with his methods, but I'll be damned if there's a horse that man can't break."

Raincloud Umbrella

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"'I'm checking my answers."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

Shaker Timeouts

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

A person is catching bird poo on a blank canvas to make portraits.

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

"Damn it, I still haven't got you right! Let's try again."

They often made fun of Shinjo and his Samurai spoons, but not for long.

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

Dog Sells Fetched Slippers

"I'm an elephant podiatrist-what do you do?"

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

'Oh, stop complaining. The diet is working, isn't it?'

The Sir William Crookes Institute of Levitation.

...The competitors call him conservative and old-fashioned, but I call him obliged to traditions!

Miscommunication!

Cheap tattoo removal.

We don't let computers mess up your records. We do it by hand.

'Fights have been down 68 percent since we've had them do an hour of river dancing every morning.'

Line of Ostriches

"My dog? Nope, just a hobby of mine."

"Last time anyone hear tell of an elevator stopping in these parts was 1993 or so. . ."