Untouchable Sports Fanatic Pillows

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

The rocket powered skiier

Extreme Bungy

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Hockey Season.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'