Untouchable Sports Fanatic Pillows

Super Bowl Poor.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

The rocket powered skiier

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

350 Feet.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Extreme Bungy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Ball as water-melon.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Cricket Accidents.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Hockey Season.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Mohamed Salah