Unlucky Escapades Mugs

It's not your day.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

First aid departments

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'You are here' sign on desert island.

'I know just how you feel.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

Palm Reading

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Tunnel of Dove.

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Water Ski Accident

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

The Invention of the 3rd Wheel

'He does it every year - we call it his winter break.'

'I didn't come to fall in. I came to fish.'

'Gardening mishap-the window boxes fell on him!'

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'I kept my head down like the pro suggested and a golf cart ran over me.'