Unlucky Charm Prints

"Local Showers"

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

'Being accident prone put him here in the first place. Who else but Fred would have a bee delivered with his flowers!'

"My shrink tells me my bad luck is all in my head."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Let's call him lucky!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

The Ascent of Man

'The question is, do we credit you or your lucky socks with landing the account?'

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'Since stocks are so wacko now,I'm advising clients to go with their lucky numbers on lotto tickets.'

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

Superstitious tennis player wearing lucky charms with black cat passing by.