Unix Enthusiast Prints

A preacher of open-source software.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

Windows or Mac?

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Essex computer.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Data, data everywhere!'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'Now you're talking my language.'

"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

Bungee jumping with your PC.

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

Home Business - Accounting Software.

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

'It wouldn't work out, Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet explorer, and you're Google web browser.'