University Reunion Prints

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'Can we have a starter for ten, please?'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Where Are They Now?'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

McWit Legal College

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"I love college."

Monkey Business College

Original punks go to reunion

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me