University Reunion Prints

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'Can we have a starter for ten, please?'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Where Are They Now?'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bro of Frankenstein

Original punks go to reunion

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"I love college."

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

McWit Legal College

Monkey Business College

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."