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The tube's a nightmare today

"Maybe we should go back to requiring standardized tests."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Evil Exams!

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Nervous Oral Testing

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

GCSEs

Grade 2 Cellist

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

Pull an all-nighter?

"We thought this was more realistic."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."