University Courses Prints

Interdisciplinary studies.

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

'But I digress...'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Make a lot of money."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

University Soapflakes

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

U of Debt

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"My homework ate my dog."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Kardiff.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

His Master's Thesis.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

All Hail the Matriarchy

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Pesky students.

Personnel. I've heard of "magna cum laude" and "summa cum laude," but I've never heard of a person graduating "persona non grata." (Published originally on June 3, 1981.)