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"Mum, Dad, I've decided to go to University. I want to party for 5 years before I start work"

Night Owl

Universidad

End of Affirmative Action

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Pinara fund

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

'Cat Lit. You?'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."