Universities Mugs

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

My other son is at Oxford.

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

Why College Costs So Much 101.

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Phil's a living legend on this campus. His last grant proposal won a Pulitzer."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

University Admissions

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"This looks cool, Mum, a university offering a degree course in Greed."

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

Humanities Quad.

Major US universities, public view: ATHLETICS...everything else.

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

'And remember, your success will be measured by how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

Harvard Waiting List

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

What Happens in the Cal-Bunker

'But I digress...'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Do your research!

Exam

University Soapflakes

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.