Universe Explorer Prints

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

The Universe Before the Big Bang (Actual Size).

"Or research has proved that the chicken came not just before the egg, but before anything else in the known universe."

'I'll be working on the largest and smallest objects in the universe - superclusters and netrinos. I'd like you to handle everything in between.'

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'If the universe is expanding, shouldn't we invest?'

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?'

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'Why is it that if someone tells you there are one billion billion stars in our universe alone, you believe them, but if they tell you a door has wet paint, you touch it to make sure!'

So much for the ol' green cheese theory.

Please use other dimension.

'Well, I say it is part of a grand design.'

Do you think there's intelligent life out there?

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Cosmology marches on. . .

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

"You da man!"

BIG BANG COMIX

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

'And people wonder why we're searching for intelligent life.'

"You'll have to speak up, Adam. My ears are still ringing from that Big Bang"

'The Universe isn't coming to an end, Schneebart -- you just left the lens cap on!'

Emergency exit into Space

It's counterintuitive to think this is the only habitable place in the universe.

"It's not dark matter, you've got the lens cap on."

Stephen Hawking.

Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'Why won't anyone look at me?'