Universal Yarn Enthusiast Mugs

String Theory Lab

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Woman knitting a washing line.

Crotchet

'Happy now?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

String Theory for Beginners.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Knitted Kitty.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Cat Sisyphus

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Genetic Manipulation

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Sportknitting

Cross-country knitting.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Perspective

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Cattitude