Unisex Clothing Prints

Gender Gaps: His for her, hers for him - who cares?

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

At the suit makers

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"That shirt is so last year."