Unique Place Hunter Mugs

"It is my place!"

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

Raincloud Umbrella

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Welcome."

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

The polar bear's vending machine.

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'I'd say this planet is uninhabited.'

The Browntail Craptor

"I'm still looking, sir."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

"We couldn't have given her a BETTER birthday present, Agatha!"

'Here is a composite of our target consumer.'

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

Young and old women wearing novelty hand-print t-shirts.

Cheer up instructions: Think of a place you have fond memories of. . . go there.

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

Secret Garden

Seen Them All Mall!

Coffee with tourist discount.

"Do you have anything newer and more useless?"

"Why don't we see you anymore around town!"