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The indigo children.

Dedication to excellence....

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Reign Man

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Leonardo's first drawing

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Candle Moment

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

"I won't be needing you this year."

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

"This new guy's really good!"

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

Champion.

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."

'I think we're on different career paths.'

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

My first pile.

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

"I must admit, Johnson is a hell of a salesman."

'Remember Buck, even geniuses have midlife career changes.'

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

A horse pulling an ancient Roman fantasizes standing in a chariot cracking a whip while a gladiator pulls it.