Union Official T-Shirts

'You're not alone...plenty of other employers have union officials on paid leave for training!'

'Your request for paid leave to the training conference has hit him hard.'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The Greek Trampoline

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"We need a union!'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

It's a dogs life

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Time Out For Teddy

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

The wrecking crew!

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

The Struggle Over Europe

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

Minimum wage.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Labor Day '19

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?