Union Memberships Pillows

"Instead of jumping, how'd you like to join the bridge workers union?"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"We need a union!'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Jack in the box on strike.

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

Congratulations Strike Over!

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Kiss

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Labor Day '19

Wildcats Strike.

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Redundancies

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'