Uninvited Adventurer Prints

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Desert Planet

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Pub Kendo.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Desert Island Raking

'Well, we made it.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

You are here...

'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

Mr Briggs's sPleasures of Fishing - No. I

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"High? This place is off he goddam charts."

Life is full of surprises.

"Mom said I could do my own packing, no strings attached, and then asked if I had remembered my floss."

What good is a billboard in the desert?

"My dear friends, thanks for being here with me. If it wasn't for you, I'm sure I would have become crazy."