Unintelligible Text Aficionado Mugs

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

IMHOtep

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

OMG UR HOT

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."