Unicorn Admirer Pillows

'S**t!'

"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

"I'm suck if this pressure to be beautiful all the time."

Dog with a cold

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'This cruise would have been a lot more fun if Noah had invited female unicrons too.'

'You would have to go back after your umbrella'

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

Rocking Unicorn

"Easy for you to say, pal! We're not all born with a golden horn on our heads!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

The Fourth Little Pig

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Happy Easter

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training