Unicorn Admirer Pillows

'S**t!'

"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

"I'm suck if this pressure to be beautiful all the time."

Dog with a cold

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'This cruise would have been a lot more fun if Noah had invited female unicrons too.'

'You would have to go back after your umbrella'

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

Rocking Unicorn

"Easy for you to say, pal! We're not all born with a golden horn on our heads!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

The Fourth Little Pig

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Happy Easter

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

TSA Noah

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

Dog Park / Cat Park

'The meaning of life is dog food.'