Unhealthy Foods Prints

Other Walks of Shame

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Any time is cake o'clock

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

What the Doctor Ordered

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'