Unfinished Symphony Seeker Mugs

"Herr Schubert, I believe we have some unfinished business!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Modern Major General

Frederic Chopin

Boom

Antonio Vivaldi

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Edvard Grieg

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Bob’s Museum

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

Cesar Franck

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Happy Violinist

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

Chess on TV

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

Camille Saint-Saens

Ludwig Van Beethoven

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

Musician

Required Reeding.

Schubert's Unfinished Symphony finally gets some much-needed closure.

"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"

Matador.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,