Unexpected Talent Lover Prints

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Giraffe Portrait

Vegetarian Birthdays.

King and Jester

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Egg Surprise

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Any other skills?"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"Surprised?"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!