Unexpected Surprise Planners Pillows

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Surprise Party

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'