Unexpected Moment Capturer Gifts

Later that same day.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Kirsten Johnson

A boy with a camera

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Let's see those smiles.'

"Is the snapper fresh?"

'I am smiling.'

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"ME!!!"

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

Selfie Culture

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

The fleeting moment

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

Fisherman finds golf kit

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

'Well maybe you wouldn't have attracted the attention of the Time Police, Joe, if you hadn't spent the last fifteen years of your life deliberately Capturing Precious Moments...'

One for the album

Death in park

'My husband works behind the lens.'

How’d my dang teeth get in there? Cuz you been drinkin’ out of the milk carton again.

"The plumber is here."