Unexpected Hero Tales Pillows

'Bill got sacked, sleeps on a park bend and eats dog food. He's the most motivational speaker we've ever had.'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Fathers are Heroes

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

"You monster!"

"When we left off last night, we were on page 15 of the National Intelligence Estimate. "

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

The motherhood

Forty years in the City and never once was I headhunted.

'Wasn't that Superman?'

'The large crate contains my medals.'

Life is full of surprises.

"Anyway, long story short, I'm a believer in the old adage 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life,' so that's why I became an insurance adjuster."

'Due to a shakeup at network headquarters, this is the Evening News with Fred the Janitor....'

"Some of us are unsung heroes."

"I dragged a man out of a burning building. Un"fortunately, it was a fireman...

Activist in superhero outfit with a sign.

Good Samaritan/Bad Samaritan.