Unethical Money Ponderer Mugs

'Shall we accept not-so-special interet money?'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Water company bonus.

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

The Price of Freedom

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

Surgical Self-Service

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

Corruption trial in the Vatican

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'How rich is too rich?'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."