Underworld Aficionados Prints

"The language in this contract is wordy and indirect, and uses unnecessary technical words and phrases. I'm very impressed."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Going Down?

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

Stephen King

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"The 'Ex' huh?"

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'Her first telekinesis!'

'Relax, he just wants directions to cousin Franks's house in Brewster.'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

Can't you just text me..?

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

Van Helsing's plans are thwarted by the Count's new anti-staking device.

"How dare you!"

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

Speleologist

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

"Well, at least it's a dry heat."

Vultures breaking into the county morgue.